Who is she, according to the Registrar of Civil
status : Tzveta Mortcheva
She’s playing : guitar, accordion, belly’s
noises and dagger.
From the beginning : she was born from a Bulgarian
father and an unknown mother, she grew up in a caravan, amongst
Tziganes and lots of adulterated alcohol. After a most regrettable
experience in knives throwing, she's decided to switch the daggers
for a guitar, at the great relief of her friends. While playing
in a village fair in Romania, back in 1979, she met the Céline
B. La Terreur.
Her bathroom’s color : Cyan
Her shoes’s size : 8
Her passions in life : To glue cents on the pavement
and laugh at the French.
Her idols : Paolo Conte, Eva Ayllón and
of course Céline B. La Terreur. She is still wondering if
she should add Michael Jackson to her list.
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